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Porny Pina Colada

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$9.00 CAD
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Porny Pina Colada

Escape to paradise with every swipe. Porny Pina Colada is the lip conditioner that transports you to sun-drenched beaches, tropical nights, and pure, unapologetic pleasure.

This isn't just hydration—it's a vacation for your lips. Creamy coconut meets sweet pineapple in a lush, velvety formula that melts on contact. One taste of Porny Pina Colada and you're lost in that intoxicating blend of exotic fruit and pure indulgence.

Why it's dangerously addictive:

  • Creamy, tropical formula that glides on like liquid silk
  • Authentic pina colada flavour—sweet, coconutty, impossibly delicious
  • Vegan, cruelty-free, gluten-free—paradise without compromise
  • Rich moisture that transforms lips from dry to decadent
  • All-day hydration that keeps you coming back for more

Close your eyes. Apply Porny Pina Colada. Feel the stress melt away as tropical bliss takes over. This is your mini escape, your moment of pure pleasure, your secret getaway in a tube.

Exotic. Creamy. Irresistible. Porny Pina Colada is the lip conditioner that turns every day into a tropical fantasy.

 

Ingredients: Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Cera Alba (Beeswax), Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Natural Pina Colada Flavour

Made in Canada by Too Smexy


OUR METHOD

  • Proven Effective

    Clinically proven performance that beats market-leading synthetic formulas.

  • Organic & Plant-Based

    Formulas from naturally derived ingredients that deliver results.

  • Safe to Skin & Environment

    No synthetic hormones or carcinogens in any of our products.

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